The 10 Best Couch Lock Strains For Heavy Relaxation

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Best Couch Lock Strains

Some days you just need to chill.

“Couch lock” refers to that strong but blissful feeling that some strains provide, making it almost impossible to want to get up from the couch!

Both Indicas and hybrids and known to produce this effect, however some strains are definitely more well-known than others for their couch-locking abilities.

Couch lock strains are also highly prized by medicinal users for augmenting the pain-relieving and highly-relaxing effects of Cannabis.

In this article we’ll take a look at the top 10 best couch lock strains for heavy relaxation!

Best Couch Lock Strains – Quick Look

In a rush? Here are the top 10 best couch lock strains:

1. MK Ultra

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  • Flowering Time: 56 – 63 days
  • Plant height: 90-150cm
  • Yield: Up to 400g/m2
  • Blend: Hybrid (50% Indica/50% Sativa)
  • Type: Auto-Flowering
  • Difficulty Level: Easy
  • High: Relaxing, Euphoric, Sleep-Inducing, Mood-Boosting
  • Taste: Earthy, Pungent & Woody, Sweet

Named after a covert CIA operation, MK Ultra truly earns the name due to infamously potent and fast-acting effects.

MK Ultra’s couch lock is described as almost ‘trance-like’, but unlike the CIA this strain is more like a warm blanket than undergoing hypnosis!

The Sativa balance gently uplifts the mind, making this the perfect choice for relaxing on the couch when it isn’t quite bedtime yet.

Not only does MK Ultra provide an award-winning couch lock high, but its Sativa balance adds a mental relaxation factor for a holistic experience.

With a balanced high and legendary couch lock effects, few strains will make you sink lower in the cushions than MK Ultra!

2. Hash Plant

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  • Flowering Time: 43-49 days
  • Plant height: 90-120cm
  • Yield: Up to 450g/m2
  • Blend: Hybrid (90% Indica/10% Sativa)
  • Type: Photoperiodic
  • Difficulty Level: Easy to Moderate
  • High: Calming, Pain-Relieving, Sedative, Physical
  • Taste: Hash-Like, Musky, Sweet

As the name suggests, Hash Plant is an Indica-dominant strain that provides a full-body stoned high similar to smoking hashish.

It can contain up to 20% THC, with buds so sticky and dense that they almost feel like a block of hash resin!

With a couch-locking high that seems to seep into your entire body, hash plant is a favorite for days that don’t involve to-do lists or appointments.

It’s also a powerful stress and pain reliever, further cementing it’s place on our list as one of the top couch locking strains!

3. OG Kush

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  • Flowering Time: 56-63 days
  • Plant height: 50-90cm
  • Yield: Up to 500g/m2
  • Blend: Hybrid (75% Indica/25% Sativa)
  • Type: Photoperiodic
  • Difficulty Level: Moderate
  • High: Relaxing, Euphoric, Stress-Relieving
  • Taste: Piney, Herbal, Citrus, Spicey

With powerful calming effects that aren’t lacking in euphoria, OG Kush is an Indica-heavy hybrid that enjoys a near-constant demand.

A favorite of recreational and medicinal patients alike, OG Kush delivers a mixture of happiness and relaxation that entices – rather than forces – you to stay put on the couch.

Not to be underestimated, even seasoned smokers will be impressed by a THC level of 19%!

This hybrid is quickly becoming a Hall-of-Fame strain, and regular users will know why.

The flavor is distinctive but extremely pleasant, and the smile-inducing Sativa genetics round the strain off very nicely.

If you haven’t already it’s definitely time to experience the euphoric, couch-locking power of OG Kush.

4. Crystal

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  • Flowering Time: 56-70 days
  • Plant height: Up to 90cm
  • Yield: Up to 600g/m2
  • Blend: Hybrid (60% Indica/40% Sativa)
  • Type: Photoperiodic
  • Difficulty Level: Easy
  • High: Euphoric, Relaxing, Body High, Cerebral
  • Taste: Earthy, Sweet

If you don’t want to get up from your couch any time soon, there are few strains that can make that happen more effectively than Crystal.

A cross between Northern Lights and White Widow, the first thing you need to know about is that it has been measured as having up to 25% THC!

Revered for relaxing and stress-relieving effects, Crystal’s high THC levels can be overwhelming for new users so use caution at first.

That said, the cerebral and mind-boosting Sativa effects of this strain make it a favorite for day-time relaxation, as it won’t send you to sleep.

There’s no other word for it – this strain is intense; ranking among the strongest strains in the world, Crystal is absolutely sure to keep you glued to your seat.

5. White Rhino

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  • Flowering Time: 63-70 days
  • Plant height: 80-150cm
  • Yield: Up to 700g/m2
  • Blend: Hybrid (70% Indica/30% Sativa)
  • Type: Photoperiodic & Auto-flowering
  • Difficulty Level: Moderate
  • High: Mood-Boosting, Relaxing
  • Taste: Earthy, Woody, Sweet

Named due to its resemblance to a rhino at maturity, White Rhino may take a few minutes to kick in but once it does your mind will lift immediately and your body will tingle!

At a THC level of 20% White Rhino charges with a lot of force, however the less prominent Sativa genetics mean that it doesn’t have an overwhelming head high and can be used to relax and de-stress.

The Indica dominance is really noticeable with White Rhino, and many people include this strain in their regulation rotation to wind down and relax.

Although some report that the couch lock feeling often gives way to tiredness, that’s not necessarily a bad thing!

White Rhino is the perfect couch-lock strain for winding down at the end of the day.

6. White Strawberries

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  • Flowering Time: 50-60 days
  • Plant height: 90-120cm
  • Yield: Up to 550g/m2
  • Blend: Indica & Sativa-Dominant Hybrids Exist
  • Type: Photoperiod
  • Difficulty Level: Easy
  • High: From Relaxing to Motivating Depending on Pheno
  • Taste: Strawberry, Earthy, Diesel

A strain with three separate genetic lineages, White Strawberries comes in two different phenos each with different effects.

The Indica-dominant variety is famous for its couch-locking effects, and comes with a ‘floating on the cushions’ feeling that put it on many peoples’ favourites list.

The delicious strawberry flavor and high THC content (20%) has put White Strawberries into regular rotation at many dispensaries.

It’s important to check which pheno you have though, as the Sativa-dominant variety is known to be quite motivating and energetic.

It has a physical body high that starts in the neck and works its way outwards, helping you sink further and further into those cushions!

7. Afghan

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  • Flowering Time: 56-70 days
  • Plant height: 60-150cm
  • Yield: Up to 600g/m2
  • Blend: Indica (100%)
  • Type: Photoperiod & Auto-flowering
  • Difficulty Level: Easy
  • High: Happy, Relaxed, Euphoric, Sleepy
  • Taste: Herbal, Earthy, Spicey, Sweet

With roots that can be traced to traditional hash production in the Middle East, Afghan is a resin-heavy strain that exemplifies the effects of Indica over Sativa.

A smooth building high, it soon builds into a powerful wave of relaxation that will bust even the most stubborn anxiety and stress.

Smokers of Afghan often find their minds drifting off, as the comfort of the Indica body high works its magic behind the scenes.

It also has a higher-than-average CBD content, further compounding its relaxing effects.

Afghan rests on centuries of genetic care and selection; there is no strain that has proven its couch locking abilities over a longer period of time than this!

8. Gorilla Glue #4 S1

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  • Flowering Time: 56-63 Days
  • Plant height: 150-200cm
  • Yield: Up to 400g/m2
  • Blend: Hybrid (60% Indica/40% Sativa)
  • Type: Photoperiodic
  • Difficulty Level: Easy
  • High: Strongly Relaxing, Physical, Cerebral
  • Taste: Fruity, Sweet, Chocolate, Pine

Gorilla Glue #4 S1 is the reversed, self-pollinating variety of the well-known GG#4 strain.

Known for being a potent couch lock strain it can measure anywhere from 15 – 20% THC, and even has various phenotypes that can be even more couch lock-inducing!

Not to be outdone, the Sativa balance of this strain provides a cerebral and heady high that still isn’t enough to overpower the couch locking Indica effects.

A long-lasting high, GG#4 S1 will melt both body and mind until you feel as though you and the couch are one…

9. Rocklock

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  • Flowering Time: 55-65 days
  • Plant height: 60-150cm
  • Yield: Up to 600g/m2
  • Blend: Hybrid (80% Indica/20% Sativa)
  • Type: Photoperiod
  • Difficulty Level: Very Easy
  • High: Relaxing, Sedating, Body High
  • Taste: Sweet, Earthy, Woody, Sometimes Fruity

Like a high-quality speaker pumping out bass, Rocklock pulses relaxing waves throughout the body and mind.

Rocklock delivers a stoning, all-body high that will keep you parked on the couch without lulling you to sleep too easily.

If you’re tense, stressed or just in need of a few waking hours completely zoned out then Rocklock is a great strain to try.

It has everything a couch-locking Indica should have, without sending you off to sleep before you can enjoy the full effect.

10. Black Widow

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  • Flowering Time: 63-70 days
  • Plant height: 80-100cm
  • Yield: Up to 450g/m2
  • Blend: Hybrid (65% Indica/35% Sativa)
  • Type: Auto-flowering
  • Difficulty Level: Very Easy
  • High: Energetic & Euphoric, Followed by strong Couch Lock
  • Taste: Sweet, Fruity, Nutty

Last but by certainly no means least, Black Widow is strain with venom in her veins!

With a measured THC level of up to 28%, Black Widow ranks among the strongest strains of all time.

Interestingly, it is considered by many to be the true White Widow, as they were both bred by the same legendary breeder to achieve the same effects.

Due to almost unparalleled potency, Black Widow will lock you to the couch from sheer force!

Please note that Black Widow may not be suitable for novice smokers, as there have been reports of it inducing anxiety due to its surprising potency.

In appropriate amounts, it provides intense mental euphoria that is quickly followed by a strong but relaxing couch lock.

Final Thoughts

And with that we reach the end of our review of the top ten best couch lock strains. We hope you have discovered some intriguing new strains to try for your next couch-lock high!

Couch lock varieties can provide powerful medicinal and stress-relieving benefits when used properly, but as we have seen each strain can have slightly different effects.

We hope a new favorite from this list will bring you hours of relief and relaxation on your couch!

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Hey, I’m James! The founder and head writer here at GreenBudGuru.com. I started this site to share my passion and knowledge of all things cannabis. I used to work as a budtender in central Amsterdam, and have over 7 years of growing experience.

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